2002-02-14 - 2:56 p.m.

PISCES - Take advantage of your alcoholic nature. Let's face it, your the one in class who get's the obligitory teacher's Valentine's Day card. You and your friends bought all of those carnations so it won't look like you're a total loser in home room.

It's surprising how many people aren't good at keeping their word. Today, use diplomacy so you don't smack them in the face. Discretion is recommended.