The
Role
of
Father
in
Rudolph
It is unfortunate that one of the most
BELOVED X-mas cartoons portrays
FATHER-figures as
MEAN and
SEXIST tyrants.
Rakin
and
Bass'
stop-motion
CLAYMATION,
Like
most AMERICANS,
young
and
old
alike,
I look
forward
to the
HOLIDAY
specials.
I
understand
that
many
of
these
shows
were
produced
in an POLITICALLY
INCORRECT
era.
But,
that
does
not
mean
we
should
not EVALUATE
the
messages
and
discuss
them
with
our CHILDREN
and
not
just
allow
them
to be SPOON
FED as
we
were.
The
Shameful
Disability
The
CARTOON
begins
the POOR
reindeer's
life
at BIRTH
and
immediately
embarks
life of
MISERY
and SHAME.
No one
can
deny
that
Rudolph
is
just
one of
the
most ADORABLE
clay CHARACTERS
ever CREATED,
but
his BLINKING
nose
causes
his
father
such DISTRESS
that
his
eye PUPILS
quickly
and DRAMATICALLY
change
sizes!
MUD
(good ADHESIVE,
dad!)
is
applied
and
the
most IMPORTANT
mission
is to
keep
this
blinking
nose -
that
did no
one
any HARM
- from
SANTA.
Comet,
the COACH,
is
unfortunately
like
too
many SPORTS
coaches
today.
He
makes SNAP
judgments
based
on one
PERFORMANCE
on the
first
day of
try-outs.
Despite
Rudolph's
MIRACULOUS
feats
of
flight
(for a
FLEDGLING),
he is KICKED
OFF
the
team,
as
well
all
other
REINDEER
GAMES.
Santa
later
visits
the
Donner's
HOUSEHOLD
cave
to SHAME
Donner
into
having
such a
MISSHAPEN
creature.
"He
had
such PROMISE,
too."
I am
sure
that
off
camera
Donner
beats
Mrs.
Donner
for
having
the
improper
DNA
and HUMILIATING
him
before
the BOSS.
The
Misfits
Meet
We
have a
short REPRIEVE
from
tortuous
OSTRACISM
when
Rudolph
can
find
some MISFITS
of his
own as
TRAVEL
companions.
HERMEY
THE
DENTIST
(who's
father-figure
boss
tells
him he
won't
amount
to
anything)
and YUKON
Cornelius
set
out to
find
their DREAMS.
It is
a GOOD
time
had by
all -
including
the VIEWERS.
We
have SONGS
and LAUGHS
and HOPES
for
the FUTURE.
That
is
until,
of
course,
they
reach,
the
ISLAND
OF
MISFIT
TOYS.
The
Misfits
Are
Outcast
Once
More
The
FATHER
FIGURE
at the
Island
of
Misfit
Toys
is
King
Moonracer,
an IMPRESSIVE
lion
with GIANT
wings.
He
seeks HOMES
for
all of
the
"misfit
toys."
After PLEADING
their
case,
the
king DENIES
homes
with
his
own EXILES.
I
guess
some OUTCASTS
or HANDICAPS
are
better
than
others.
Yet,
after
sending
them
into
the BLINDING
SNOW
into
the DANGEROUS
territory
of the
BUMBLE,
the
King
asks
them a
FAVOR
by
mentioning
their
island
to
Santa.
Why
should
they?
(Because,
I'm
Dad
and I
told
you
to!?)
Sexism
Not
only
the
handicapped
are OPPRESSED
by the
men,
but
the
women
are as
well.
When
Donner
decides
to
search
for
his
son,
he
tells
his
WIFE
(known
only
as
Mrs.
Donner)
and
CLARICE
(Rudolph's
potential
LOVE
INTEREST)
that
this
is
"MAN'S
WORK."
After
the
(apparent)
DEATH
of Yukon,
Hermey
and
all of
those
cute DOGS,
BURL
IVES
the
snowman
WOEFULLY
narrates
that
it was
time "to get the
women back to Christmas Town."
Women
are
2nd
RATE
citizens
in
Christmas
Town.
Female
ELVES
act as
mere
ASSISTANTS
to the
male
TOY
MAKERS.
And,
only
male
reindeer
are
allowed
the
"PRIVILEGE"
to
pull
Santa's
SLEIGH.
and
Women
are
second
rate
citizens
on
Christmas
Town.
Rudolph's
father
is referred
to as
Donner,
his
mother
is
called
Mrs.
Donner.
And,
Mrs.
Claus'
main DUTY
is to FATTEN
Santa.
Ho-hum.
What DRAB
lives
these
women
lead.
Handi-Capability
Everyone
is RELIEVED
when
the
Donner
FAMILY
returns
home ALIVE.
It
seems
that
the RESIDENTS
of the
workshop
is
most ELATED
that
the BUMBLE
has
been TAMED.
Santa
still HATES
Rudolph's
NOSE
until
he
sees
that
it can
be
used
to his
ADVANTAGE.
I
don't
know,
I
think
Rudolph
has a SCREW
lose
somewhere.
After
all
Santa
did to
SNUB
him
and
his FAMILY,
I
would
have
held
out
for a
little
SCRATCH
or
special
PRIVILEGES.
But,
what
do I
know
about
writing
CHILDREN'S
programming?
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